Hands down, this book is a blast. Sadly enough, one would think that even guys like him would eventually grow up and mature. Enough that he's sort of over constant random sex and debauchery. Not Tucker Max. The guy is a a complete womanizing asshole who writes "funny" stories about what happens in his life, mostly about sex with random sluts. There I was at B&N, doing last minute shopping, and the title sucked me in. But, man, this shit is entertaining. Tucker Max is a professional asshole. Yes, I read his first book. We’d love your help. Max is moronic, myopic and wouldn't know metaphysics if it went up his digestive tract and sat festering in his mouth for week. Do not try any of these stunts at home. Not as mortifying/horrifying as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and therefore, not as enjoyable. Assholes Finish First. Minimal wear. He also includes testimonials from others who were there. Tucker Max. Have you added these movies to your Watchlist? If you know me then you know I am a truly good person who doesn't break the law or do drugs. This differentiation separates Tucker Max from the herd of the perhaps millions of men who pursue the hedonistic pleasures without personal responsibility that Max so enthusiastically relishes in. Assholes Finish First . That may be appealing if artfully packaged, but this book is as literary as a fluffy pink bunny rabbit is scary. Honestly wasn’t expecting much from this book. Sadly, where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell was a funny compliation of truly hysterical, and well told stories of the drunken misadventures of Tucker & Co, with humorous interludes detailing Tucker's "unique style of transient romance", Assholes Finish First is a disappointing follow up. I think, honestly, that it ultimately doesn't matter. I know I hyped this book up for many of you... sorry. I picked this up at the airport because I needed some light reading and was in a rush. As with his first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, this is a collection of personal anecdotes, all of them involving drinking and/or sex in some way. The fact that I can recall about ten stories from Beer in Hell and about five from AFF (Assholes Finish First) should tell you something. Tucker Max's first book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, is a #1 New York Times Best Seller, spent five years on the list, and has over 2 million copies in print. He's a jerk to everyone, he made a poor drunken college girl pay for a whole new bed for him when she accidentally peed in it (sorry buddy, I would have told you to fuck off and consider it a risk of bringing the drunk girl into your bed and to write it off as a business expense since he put it in the book later), speaking of business expenses, he writes off abortion bills for the sluts he accidentally knocks and then he puts it in his book and considers that a business expense too. As with his first book, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, this is a collection of personal anecdotes, all of them involving drinking and/or sex in some way. Uncommonly good collectible and rare books from uncommonly good booksellers Quite disappointing. I mean c'mon: Shame on this publisher for capitalizing on the bigoted, misogynistic, exaggerated rants of this psuedo story-teller MAN-CHILD. Refresh and try again. (Despite the fact that I had never heard of him until I saw the trailer for his movie starring Logan from Gilmore Girls, and even then I had no idea who he was and never bothered to find out, until I saw "I Hope They Serve Beer In Heaven" on the floor in front of my friend Lily's bookshelf in the new apartment she was moving into in the UP, and had an aneurysm and read it.). Share. It is the sequel to I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. I'm sorry. Visit musicMagpie for great deals and super savings with FREE delivery today! Aber das Hauptproblem liegt eindeutig daran, dass hier Material für ein Buch auf zwei Bücher gestreckt werden musste. He co-wrote and produced the movie based on his life/book, also titled “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of a new literary genre, “fratire,” is only the third writer (after Malcolm Gladwell and Michael Lewis) to ever have three books on the NY Times Nonfiction Best Seller List at one time, and was nominated to the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He's a misogynistic S. O. What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Tucker Max's first book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, is a #1 New York Times Best Seller, spent five years on the list, and has over 2 million copies in print. Anyone with an iota of sense ditches this crap book well before the finish.If you want to read a funny book about an arsehole, read John Nivens' Kill Your Friends. Looking for Assholes finish first - Tucker Max? At the end of AFF it seems like he's trying too hard to sell me on the next book. At least in some of these stories, he's matured enough to realize the ridiculousness he perpetrates isn't always hilarious. I'm ashamed to admit that I read this thing in four hours flat in a bookstore, and did so while ignoring crippling, nausea-inducing hunger pains which forced me to consume large amounts of food afterwards in a very short amount of time and then pass out. Living the life you want to live is. Taking advantage of girls when they're drunk and even soliciting sex on his website while constantly insulting aforementioned girls and his so called friends. He co-wrote and produced the movie based on his life/book, also titled “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” He has also been credite. While Tucker IS a filthy pig, I feel less disgusted by him than by the hundreds of gutter skanks who have willingly and stupidly chosen to be his cum dumpster. There was no way to do a quick check of reviews or to Google the author. He shows no respect for human beings and is very condescending towards everything. He's the epitome of a predator. The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max. Mostly because Tucker Max shocked readers with his blatant disregard for any type of human decency. I actually read through quarter of the book before i started skimming. And you know what else? The book debuted at Number 3 on The New York Times Best Seller list for hardcover nonfiction on October 17, 2010,[3] and remained on the list for 14 consecutive weeks. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. I’ve heard from others that the later Tucker Max books don’t live up to the first. I was expecting maybe a modern day, lightweight Bukowski. He shows no respect for human beings and is very condescending towards everything. I saw this in the airport and was sucked in my the title. In short, the book presents the empty, vacuous, trivial boastings of an alcoholic over-educated teenager and you should find something better to do with your time. Also, I feel dirty. What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? The title is far more literal than you can possibly imagine, although besides wealth, there is nothing "first" about this repugnant prick, except "first hardcover book I'll ever rip up and toss." The stories themselves have a certain predictability to them. I know I hyped this book up for many of you... sorry. Of course it's not for everyone. Taking advantage of girls when they're drunk and even soliciting sex on his webs. Tucker obviously thinks much higher than he ever should, and gets big laughs out of making others feel like crap. The Good: Tucker Max has grown up. The first couple of pages amused me. I actually read through quarter of the book before i started skimming. It takes a couple of days for it to a. Assholes Finish First Quotes Showing 1-26 of 26 “... the devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. You can miss this one. 收藏 取消收藏. by Gallery Books. Used - Very Good. Tucker meets a girl and either (1) offends her or (2) has sex with her before offending her or Tucker meets a man or a woman he is not sexually interested in (fairly rare) and (1) offends him or her or (2) exploits him or her before eventually giving offense. This differentiation separates Tucker Max from the herd of the perhaps millions of men who pursue the hedonistic pleasures without personal responsibility that Max so enthusiastically relishes in. Als es 2010 dann endlich soweit war, dass „Assholes finish first“ auf den Markt kommen konnte, kündigte er dafür sofort einen weiteren Band, „Hilarity Ensues“, an. I read this on my Kindle and now sorta feel like my Kindle is dirty too; it needs some time to pull itself together, and get over this. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. What redeems this book is the quality of the writing. Publication date 2010 Topics Max, Tucker, Max, Tucker, Sex, Drinking of alcoholic beverages Publisher New York : Gallery Books Collection inlibrary; printdisabled; internetarchivebooks; china Digitizing sponsor Internet Archive Contributor Internet Archive Language English. Dies liegt mit Sicherheit auch daran, dass die Geschichten letztlich eben doch immer von den selben Themen handeln, und sich vieles wiederholt. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of, Published The majority of "Post-Fame Sex Stories" wasn't anything great. Assholes Finish First Hilarity Ensues (2012) is the third New York Times best selling book by Tucker Max . Do assholes really finish first? I'm giving it two stars instead of one because it had some entertainment value similar to watching a train wreck. He comes as everything you've ever wished for...” ― Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First Its one thing to be a moronic ass as a freshman in college far from the town and parents you grew up with, but to continue to act like that intro adulthood is obnoxious. Tucker Max wurde in den frühen 2000er Jahren zu einer der ersten großen Internetberühmtheiten. 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